When I just a little baby boy
my momma used to tell me these crazy things
She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man
she used to tell me he hated me
But then I got a little bit older
and I realized she was the crazy one
But there was nothin I could do or say to try to change it
cause that's just the way she was

They said I can't rap about bein broke no more
They say I can't rap about coke no more
(AHHH! Slut you think I won't choke no whore
til the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more
(AHHH! These motherfuckers are thinkin I'm playin
Thinkin I'm sayin the shit cause I'm thinkin it just to be sayin it
(AHHH! Put your hands down bitch I ain't gon' shoot you
I'ma pull YOU to this bullet and put it through you
(AHHH! Shut up slut you're causin too much chaos
Just bend over and take it slut okay Ma
"Oh now he's raping his own mother abusing a whore
snorting coke and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?"
You god damn right BITCH and now it's too late
I'm triple platinum and tragedies happen in two states
I invented violence you vile venomous volatile bitches
vain Vicadin vrinnn Vrinnn VRINNN *chainsaw revs up
Texas Chainsaw left his brains all
danglin from his neck while his head barely hangs on
Blood guts guns cuts
Knives lives wives nuns sluts

Chorus: Eminem

Bitch I'ma kill you You don't wanna fuck with me
Girls leave you ain't nuttin but a slut to me
Bitch I'ma kill you You ain't got the balls to beef
We ain't gon' never stop beefin I don't squash the beef
You better kill me I'ma be another rapper dead
for poppin off at the mouth with shit I shouldn'ta said
But when they kill me I'm bringin the world with me
Bitches too You ain't nuttin but a girl to me
. I said you don't wanna fuck with Shady cause why
Cause Shady will fuckin kill you ah-haha
I said you don't wanna fuck with Shady why
Cause Shady will fuckin kill you.

Bitch I'ma kill you Like a murder weapon I'ma conceal you
in a closet with mildew sheets pillows and film you
Buck with me I been through hell shut the hell up
I'm tryin to develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em
I ain't ask to rap but I rap on acid
Got a new blow-up probe and just had a strap-on added
WHOOPS Is that a subliminal hint NO
Just criminal intent to sodomize women again
Eminem offend NO Eminem insult
And if you ever give in to him you give him an impulse
to do it again THEN if he does it again
you'll probably end up jumpin out of somethin up on the 10th
(Ahhhhhhhh! Bitch I'ma kill you I ain't done this ain't the chorus
I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest
A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times
in a tub but that's normal ain't it Norman
Serial killer hidin murder material
in a cereal box on top of your stereo
Here we go again we're out of our medicine
out of our minds and we want in yours let us in

Chorus first line starts "Or I'ma kill you!"

Eh-heh know why I say these things
Cause lady's screams keep creepin in Shady's dreams
And the way things seem I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks
this eighty G's a week to say the same things TWEECE
TWICE Whatever I hate these things
Fuck shots I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinks
Motherfuckers want me to come on their radio shows
just to argue with 'em cause their ratings stink
FUCK THAT I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer
from fat bitch to off seventy-thousand pounds of her
from principal to the study body and counselor
from in-school to before school to out of school
I don't even believe in breathin I'm leavin air in your lungs
just to hear you keep screamin for me to seep it
You faggots keep eggin me on
til I have you at knifepoint then you beg me to stop
SHUT UP Give me your hands and feet
I said SHUT UP when I'm talkin to you

Chorus first line starts "Or I'ma kill you!"
ninth line starts "Bitch I'ma kill you!"

Hahaha I'm just playin ladies
You know I love you